There goes my fucking lunch hour.

"Honey, would you take off your lunch hour to walk your brother to school?"
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"Oh, you mean that one hour that is quite possibly the only good thing left about my day today?"
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"That's the one."
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"Why?"
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"Because your bother's tired and wants to sleep in this morning."
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"You mean the shit's being lazy and doesn't want to get up?"
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"Could you?"
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"Right. Fuck you."